Kezia wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 9:32 pm
"Your cooks would have far less outlet for their wares without our efforts! 40%, or I'll know you for the very incarnation of greed!
The guy with the dog and fez was with me when the subject came up, but he wasn't the one doing the asking. Guy looked... rich, but signs of being ill-fed at some point. Called himself zuK."
"Literary the only one whose life will be directly impacted by how many pistachios I sell is myself. The cooks get a flat fee, and a good one to boot, regardless of my own endeavors."
He suddenly froze:
"Wow, it's weird. It's like I'm reliving a similar conversation from yesterday. Except everything is the opposite of what it was. The worst archer instead of the best, a disputed sale instead of an easy one..."
And then he giggled:
"Sorry. It's just that the whole thing... It reminds me of the doppelganger legend.
I don't know if you've heard about this one? It's not supposed to be a funny one, but it's like super funny if you look it from close.
It says that somewhere in the world, there is someone who's your perfect copy except in reverse. If you're poor, they're rich, if you're nice, they're mean etc. Already a bit weird, because you would think someone who's rich would be less skinny than someone who's poor, but I'll let it go.
However, where the legend ceases to be a horror story to sink into farce, it's that the doubles often share the same name. Except in reverse.
And most names. Just. Sound. Absolutely. Ridiculous. In reverse."
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EDIT/OOC: Let's say this bit was said just before Rufus' entry, cause it's way too late here for me to properly edit it to fit the mood.